Guts or Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:58 pm
We've all heard about people having guts or balls but do you know the difference? Allow me to explain....
Guts - Arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by the wife holding a broom and having the guts to ask ; 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
Balls - Coming home after a night out with the boys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar and slapping your wifes arse saying 'You're next fatty.'
Guts - Arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by the wife holding a broom and having the guts to ask ; 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
Balls - Coming home after a night out with the boys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar and slapping your wifes arse saying 'You're next fatty.'
